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Python script that chooses from 80 funny loading lines
This is a great loading script for your program to bright up your day!
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# Created by Nathan R (Mosrod)
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# CREDIT TO https://github.com/1egoman/funnies/blob/master/src/funnies.js
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from random import *
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x = 1
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for i in range(x):
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num = randint(1, 80)
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if num == 1:
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print("Reticulating splines...")
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if num == 2:
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print("Swapping time and space...")
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if num == 3:
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print("Spinning violently around the y-axis...")
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if num == 4:
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print("Tokenizing real life...")
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if num == 5:
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print("Bending the spoon...")
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if num == 6:
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print("Filtering morale...")
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if num == 7:
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print("We need a new fuse...")
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if num == 8:
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print("Have a good day.")
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if num == 9:
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print("Upgrading Windows, your PC will restart several times. Sit back and relax.")
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if num == 10:
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print("The architects are still drafting.")
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if num == 11:
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print("We're building the buildings as fast as we can.")
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if num == 12:
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print("Please wait while the little elves draw your map.")
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if num == 13:
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print("Don't worry - a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them.")
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if num == 14:
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print("Go ahead -- hold your breath!")
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if num == 15:
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print("...at least you're not on hold...")
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if num == 16:
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print("The server is powered by a lemon and two electrodes.")
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if num == 17:
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print("We're testing your patience.")
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if num == 18:
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print("As if you had any other choice.")
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if num == 19:
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print("The bits are flowing slowly today.")
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if num == 20:
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print("It's still faster than you could draw it.")
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if num == 21:
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print("My other loading screen is much faster.")
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if num == 22:
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print("(Insert quarter)")
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if num == 23:
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print("Are we there yet?")
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if num == 24:
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print("Just count to 10.")
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if num == 25:
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print("Don't panic...")
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if num == 26:
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print("We're making you a cookie.")
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if num == 27:
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print("Creating time-loop inversion field.")
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if num == 28:
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print("Computing chance of success.")
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if num == 29:
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print("All I really need is a kilobit.")
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if num == 30:
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print("I feel like im supposed to be loading something...")
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if num == 31:
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print("Should have used a compiled language...")
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if num == 32:
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print("Is this Windows?")
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if num == 33:
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print("Don't break your screen yet!")
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if num == 34:
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print("I swear it's almost done.")
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if num == 35:
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print("Let's take a mindfulness minute...")
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if num == 36:
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print("Listening for the sound of one hand clapping...")
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if num == 37:
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print("Keeping all the 1's and removing all the 0's...")
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if num == 38:
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print("We are not liable for any broken screens as a result of waiting.")
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if num == 39:
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print("Where did all the internets go?")
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if num == 40:
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print("Granting wishes...")
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if num == 41:
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print("Time flies when you’re having fun.")
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if num == 42:
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print("Get some coffee and come back in ten minutes...")
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if num == 43:
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print("Stay awhile and listen...")
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if num == 44:
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print("Convincing AI not to turn evil...")
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if num == 45:
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print("How did you get here?")
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if num == 46:
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print("Wait, do you smell something burning?")
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if num == 47:
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print("Computing the secret to life, the universe, and everything.")
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if num == 48:
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print("When nothing is going right, go left...")
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if num == 49:
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print("I love my job only when I'm on vacation...")
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if num == 50:
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print("Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?")
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if num == 51:
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print("I’ve got problem for your solution...")
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if num == 52:
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print("Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.")
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if num == 53:
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print("Constructing additional pylons...")
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if num == 54:
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print("You don’t pay taxes—they take taxes.")
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if num == 55:
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print("A commit a day keeps the mobs away.")
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if num == 56:
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print("This is not a joke, it's a commit.")
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if num == 57:
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print("Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?")
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if num == 58:
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print("Hello, IT... Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?")
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if num == 59:
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print("I didn't choose the engineering life. The engineering life chose me.")
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if num == 60:
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print("Dividing by zero...")
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if num == 61:
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print("If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.")
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if num == 62:
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print("Web developers do it with <style>")
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if num == 63:
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print("Cracking military-grade encryption...")
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if num == 64:
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print("Entangling superstrings...")
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if num == 65:
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print("Looking for sense of humour, please hold on.")
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if num == 66:
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print("A different error message? Finally, some progress!")
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if num == 67:
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print("Please hold on as we reheat our coffee.")
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if num == 68:
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print("Kindly hold on as we convert this bug to a feature...")
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if num == 69:
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print("Kindly hold on as our intern quits vim...")
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if num == 71:
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print("Winter is coming...")
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if num == 72:
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print("Installing dependencies.")
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if num == 73:
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print("Switching to the latest JS framework...")
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if num == 74:
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print("Let's hope it's worth the wait.")
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if num == 75:
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print("Aw, snap! Not...")
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if num == 76:
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print("Ordering 1s and 0s...")
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if num == 77:
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print("Updating dependencies...")
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if num == 78:
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print("Please wait... Consulting the manual...")
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if num == 79:
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print("Loading funny message...")
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if num == 80:
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print("Feel free to spin in your chair.")

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