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#!/bin/sh -e
# Exit early if any session with my username is found
if who | grep -wq $USER; then
exit
fi
# Phone numbers
MY_NUMBER='+xxx'
NUMBER_OF_BOSS='+xxx'
EXCUSES=(
'Locked out'
'Pipes broke'
'Food poisoning'
'Not feeling well'
)
rand=$[ $RANDOM % ${#EXCUSES[@]} ]
RANDOM_EXCUSE=${EXCUSES[$rand]}
MESSAGE="Gonna work from home. "$RANDOM_EXCUSE
# Send a text message
RESPONSE=`curl -fSs -u "$TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID:$TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN" \
-d "From=$MY_NUMBER" -d "To=$NUMBER_OF_BOSS" -d "Body=$MESSAGE" \
"https://api.twilio.com/2010-04-01/Accounts/$TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID/Messages"`
# Log errors
if [ $? -gt 0 ]; then
echo "Failed to send SMS: $RESPONSE"
exit 1
fi