redundancy.js

'use strict';
function g(id) {return document.getElementById(id);}
var postfixes=[
	{limit:1e210,divisor:1e210,postfix:['Q',' Quita']},
	{limit:1e42,divisor:1e42,postfix:['W',' Wololo']},
	{limit:1e39,divisor:1e39,postfix:['L',' Lotta']},
	{limit:1e36,divisor:1e36,postfix:['F',' Ferro']},
	{limit:1e33,divisor:1e33,postfix:['H',' Helo']}, //or Ballard
	{limit:1e30,divisor:1e30,postfix:['S',' Squilli']},
	{limit:1e27,divisor:1e27,postfix:['U',' Umpty']},
	
	{limit:1e24,divisor:1e24,postfix:['Y',' Yotta']},
	{limit:1e21,divisor:1e21,postfix:['Z',' Zeta']},
	{limit:1e18,divisor:1e18,postfix:['E',' Exa']},
	{limit:1e15,divisor:1e15,postfix:['P',' Peta']},
	{limit:1e12,divisor:1e12,postfix:['T',' Tera']},
	{limit:1e9,divisor:1e9,postfix:['G',' Giga']},
	{limit:1e6,divisor:1e6,postfix:['M',' Mega']},
	{limit:9e3,divisor:1e3,postfix:['K',' Kilo']} //WHAT
];

function InnerMolpify(number, raftcastle, shrinkify) {
	if(isNaN(number)) return 'Mustard';
	if(!isFinite(parseFloat(number))) return 'Infinite';
	if(number < 0) return '-' + Molpify(-number, raftcastle, shrinkify);
	var molp = '';

	if(shrinkify == 2)
		shrinkify = 0;
	else if(Molpy && !shrinkify) shrinkify = !Molpy.options.science;

	if(shrinkify) {
		for( var i in postfixes) {
			var p = postfixes[i];
			if(number >= p.limit) {
				return InnerMolpify(number / p.divisor, raftcastle, 1) + p.postfix[Molpy.options.longpostfix];
			}
		}
	} else {
		if(number == 3) return 'Math.floor(Math.PI)';
		if(number == 4) return 'Math.ceil(Math.PI)';
	}

	if(raftcastle > 0) {
		var numCopy = number;
		//get the right number of decimal places to stick on the end:
		var raft = numCopy * Math.pow(10, raftcastle) - Math.floor(numCopy) * Math.pow(10, raftcastle);
		var sraft = Math.floor(raft) + '';
		if((sraft).length > raftcastle) {
			numCopy++;
			sraft = ''; //rounded decimal part up to 1
		} else if(raft) while(sraft.length < raftcastle) {
			sraft = '0' + sraft; //needs leading zeroes because it's a number like 1.01
		}
		molp = InnerMolpify(numCopy, 0, shrinkify) + (raft ? ('.' + sraft) : ''); //stick them on the end if there are any
	} else {
		number = Math.floor(number);
		//drop the decimal bit

        var sep = (number + '').indexOf('e') == -1; //true if not in exponential notation

        if (Molpy.options.edigits && sep) {
            var edigits = Molpy.options.edigits + 8; // adding 8 to value, because values goes from 1 to 4 but should be 9-12
            if (number.toString().length > edigits) { // if number has more than predefined number of digits and is not yet exponential turn it to one
                number = number.toExponential();
                sep = false;
            }
        }

		number = (number + '').split('').reverse(); //convert to string, then array of chars, then backwards
		for( var i in number) {
			if(sep && i % 3 == 0 && i > 0) molp = ',' + molp;//stick commas in every 3rd spot but not 0th
			molp = number[i] + molp;
		}
		if(!sep) {
			var dot = molp.indexOf('.') + 1;
			var exp = molp.indexOf('e');
			molp = molp.slice(0, dot) + molp.slice(dot, exp).slice(0, 6) + molp.slice(exp); //truncate after 6 decimal places
		}
	}
	return molp;
}

var DecimalFormats = [['',''], ['<small>','</small>'], ['<span class=decimaltext>','</span>'], ['<i>','</i>'],
    			['<font color=red>','</font>'], ['<font color=#0c0>','</font>'], ['<font color=#cc0>','</font>'],
			['<font color=#c0c>','</font>'], ['<font color=#0cc>','</font>'], ['<font color=#00c>','</font>']];
function Molpify(number, raftcastle, shrinkify) {
	raftcastle = Math.max(raftcastle || 0,Molpy.options.mindecimal);
	var molp = InnerMolpify(number,raftcastle, shrinkify);
	if (Molpy.options.smalldecimal) {
		if (molp.indexOf('.')) molp = molp.replace(/\.([0-9]*)/,'.' + DecimalFormats[Molpy.options.smalldecimal][0] + '$1' + DecimalFormats[Molpy.options.smalldecimal][1]);
	}
	if (Molpy.options.european && !molp.match(/Math\.PI/)) {
		molp = molp.replace('.','~');
		molp = molp.replace(/,/g,'.');
		molp = molp.replace('~',',');
	}
	return molp;
}

function MolpifyCountdown(mNP, p) {
	var rat = Molpy.NPlength/Molpy.mNPlength;
	return mNP == 0 ? 'ever' : mNP >= 1000*rat ? Molpify(mNP/rat / 1000, p) + 'NP' : Molpify(mNP) + 'mNP'
}
function flandom(n) {
	return(Math.floor(Math.random() * n));
}
function randbool() {
	return(Math.floor(Math.random() * 2) == 0);
}
function GLRschoice(things) {
	return things[flandom(things.length)];
}
function EvalMaybeFunction(bacon, babies, ice) {
	var b = typeof (bacon);
	var D = 'function';
	var O = (b === D ? bacon(babies) : bacon);
	if(!ice) return O;

	b = typeof (O);
	D = 'string';
	return(b === D ? DeMolpify(O) : O);
}
function ZeroIfFunction(bacon) {
	var b = typeof (bacon);
	var D = 'function';
	var O = (b === D ? 0 : bacon);
	return 0;
}
var GrapeCache = [];
function DeMolpify(grape) {
	if(!grape) return 0;
	if (GrapeCache[grape]) return GrapeCache[grape];
	if (typeof(grape) != 'string') return 0; // SHOULD never be true...
	var fix = grape.slice(-1);
	if(isNaN(parseFloat(fix))) {
		for( var i in postfixes) {
			var vine = postfixes[i];
			if(vine.postfix[0] == fix.toUpperCase()) {
				return GrapeCache[grape] = DeMolpify(grape.slice(0, -1)) * vine.divisor;
			}
		}
		return GrapeCache[grape] = DeMolpify(grape.slice(0, -1)); //weird character found!
	}
	return GrapeCache[grape] = parseFloat(grape); //no postfix found
}

function make(thinglist, arg) {
	return EvalMaybeFunction(GLRschoice(thinglist), arg);
}
function capitalise(string) {
	return string.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + string.slice(1);
}
	
function MakeRedundancy()
{	
	var redundancy={};
	redundancy.paragraph=function()
	{
		var str='';
		var s = flandom(10)+2;
		while(s--)
		{
			str+=redundancy.sentence();
			if(s) str+=' ';
		}
		return str;
	}
	redundancy.sentence=function(){return make(redundancy.sentences);}
	redundancy.sentences=[
		function(){return capitalise(make(redundancy.defclauses))+make(redundancy.sentenceEnds);}
	];
	redundancy.sentenceEnds=['.','.','.','.','.','.','.','.','.','.','.','.','.','!','.','.','.','.','.','.','.','.','.','.','.','.','.','!','!','????',', and that was that.',' in my pants.',' or perhaps not.',' (or so you\'ve been lead to believe).',', right?',', don\'t you think?',' and that was that.',' which was the last anyone said on the matter.',' leading to the tragic events of today.', ' except in bed.',' but no one cared.',' but I am okay with that now.',', really.','...',' so, yeah...',' and you can probably see where this is going.',' but I don\'t believe a single word of it.',' and I\'m sure it\'ll happen one of these dips.',': ni ni ni ni ni chupacabra ping pong ball!',', it has been said.',', according to expert witnesses.', ', scientific studies have shown.',', statistically speaking.',', according to the latest word on the street.',' - in the minds of todip\'s youth.',' but I wouldn\'t worry about that.'];
	redundancy.makeTransClause=function(){return make(redundancy.subjects)+' '+make(redundancy.transverbs)+' '+make(redundancy.objects);};
	redundancy.makeIntransCluase=function(){return make(redundancy.subjects)+' '+make(redundancy.intransverbs);};
	redundancy.makeCompoundClause=function(){return make(redundancy.interjections)+', '+make(redundancy.defclauses);};
	redundancy.makeInterjected=function(){return make(redundancy.interjections)+', '+make(redundancy.defclauses);};
	redundancy.defclauses=[
		redundancy.makeTransClause,
		redundancy.makeTransClause,
		redundancy.makeTransClause,
		function(){return redundancy.makeTransClause()+', and doesn\'t afraid of '+redundancy.makeObjNoun()},
		function(){ return redundancy.makeTransClause()+' '+make(redundancy.comparison);},
		redundancy.makeIntransCluase,
		redundancy.makeIntransCluase,
		function(){return make(redundancy.subjects)+' '+make(redundancy.linkingverbs)+' '+make(redundancy.adjective);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.subjects)+' '+make(redundancy.linkingverbs)+' '+make(redundancy.objects);},
		redundancy.makeCompoundClause,
		redundancy.makeCompoundClause,
		redundancy.makeInterjected,
		redundancy.makeInterjected
	];
	redundancy.makeSubjNoun=function(){return make(redundancy.subjnouns);};
	redundancy.subjects=[
		function(){return make(redundancy.subjnouns)+' and '+make(redundancy.subjnouns);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.subjnouns)+' '+make(redundancy.adjphrase);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.subjnouns)+' '+make(redundancy.prepphrase);},
		redundancy.makeSubjNoun,
		redundancy.makeSubjNoun,
		redundancy.makeSubjNoun,
		redundancy.makeSubjNoun
	];
	redundancy.subjnouns=[
		function(){return make(redundancy.department);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.creature);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.person);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.thing);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.character);}
	];
	redundancy.makeObjNoun=function(){return make(redundancy.objnouns);};
	redundancy.objects=[
		function(){return make(redundancy.objnouns)+' and '+make(redundancy.objnouns);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.objnouns)+' '+make(redundancy.adjphrase);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.objnouns)+' '+make(redundancy.prepphrase);},
		redundancy.makeObjNoun,
		redundancy.makeObjNoun,
		redundancy.makeObjNoun,
		redundancy.makeObjNoun,
		'anything'
	];
	redundancy.objnouns=[
		function(){return make(redundancy.department);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.creature);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.person);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.thing);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.character);}
	];
	redundancy.department=[
		function(noart){return (noart?'':'the ')+'Department of Redundancy Department';},
		function(noart){return (noart?'':'the ')+'Department';},
		function(noart){return (noart?'':'the ')+make(redundancy.adjective)+' Department of Redundancy Department';},
		function(noart){return (noart?'':'the ')+make(redundancy.adjective)+' Department';}
	];
	redundancy.makeAdjective=function(){return make(redundancy.adjectives);};
	redundancy.makeModifiedAdjective=function(){return make(redundancy.adjmodifier)+ ' ' + make(redundancy.adjectives);};
	redundancy.adjective=[
		function(){return make(redundancy.adjective)+' but '+make(redundancy.adjective);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.adjective)+' yet '+make(redundancy.adjective);},
		redundancy.makeAdjective,
		redundancy.makeAdjective,
		redundancy.makeAdjective,
		redundancy.makeAdjective,
		redundancy.makeModifiedAdjective,
		redundancy.makeModifiedAdjective,
		redundancy.makeModifiedAdjective,
		redundancy.makeModifiedAdjective,
		function(){return make(redundancy.creature,1)+ '-like';},
		function(){return make(redundancy.creature,1)+ 'ish';},
		function(){return make(redundancy.adjmodifier)+ ' ' +make(redundancy.creature,1)+ '-like';},
		function(){return make(redundancy.adjmodifier)+ ' ' +make(redundancy.creature,1)+ 'ish';}
	]
	redundancy.adjectives=['redundant','redundant','redundant','redundant','real','other','wrong','former','old','new','incredible','reliable','solid', 'cute','angry','squashed','wet','dry','spotted','striped','blue','green','brown','red','white','black','yellow','blood-soaked','clear','dirty','clean','shiny','late','blitzing','tired','formal','wonderful','overbearing','tacky','dead','deconstructed','cybernetic','boring','flammable','rotten','friendly','treeish','seaish','zanclean','riverish','steambottlish','weird','wingish','molpish','mustardy','chirping','bogus','ninjad','extreme','amazing','quick','diamond','ironic','golden','iron','chilled','delicious','stubborn','interesting','dedicated','tall','short','important','fast','prolific','loud','metal','awesomeful','<b>bold</b>','bald','hairy','modern','major','minor','great','radioactive','glowing','speakable','unspeakable','helpful','inevitable','sudden','problematic','active','retroactive','futuristic','retro','old-fashioned','polite','upper-class','rough','pythonic','industrial','achronal', 'plush'];
	
	redundancy.adjmodifier=['very', 'somewhat','kinda','partly','not','nearly','almost','quite','not quite','almost but not quite entirely','entirely','fully','totally','a little bit','far too','incredibly','barely','most','least','hardly',
		function(){return make(redundancy.adjective)+'ly';},
		function(){return make(redundancy.prefix)+make(redundancy.adjective);}
	];
	redundancy.prefix=['un','non','in','anti','sub','super','post','pre','ex','in','redunda','pro','retro','counter','poly','pseudo'];
	redundancy.conjunctions=[';','but','and','so','while','because','after','before','if','which is why','but then','yet','however','nevertheless','henceforth'];
	redundancy.creature=[
		function(noart){return (noart?'':'the ')+make(redundancy.creatures);},
		function(noart){return (noart?'':'the ')+make(redundancy.adjectives)+' '+make(redundancy.creatures);}
	];
	redundancy.creatures=['molpy','molpy','molpy','redundakitty','kitty','badger','zombie','antelopey','badgermolp','bearraptor','beesnake','camolpy','centimolpy','chipmonpy','chirpy','chupamolpy','deerpy','dolphy','dragonflopy','ecolipy','facebug','flutterbee','foxmolpy','gatorraptor','geckolpy','guineamolp','hamply','kangamolp','keyboard','lizmolp','manapy','meowlpy','millimolpy','molpanzee','molpanda','molpbear','molpicoot','molephant','molmmoth','molmot','molpguin','molphish','molpidillo','molpouse','molpossum','molpy','molpybara','molpydile','molpyguana','molpymundi','molpysnake','moltise','monkeymolp','moopy','moosepy','murtle','neckpy','orcaraptor','owlpy','pricklymolp','quackmolpy','rabtor','raptor','raptorcat','raptorshark','ratpy','rhrinocerolpy','ribbit','sealpy','seawolpy','skunkpy','slothpy','sparrow-raptor','squirpy','viperraptor','trilobolpy','wallapy','waterottermolpy','wolpy','woolpy','wormolpy','zemolp', 'shork', 'blåhaj'];
	redundancy.character=[
		function(noart){return make(redundancy.characters);},
		function(noart){return make(redundancy.adjectives)+' '+make(redundancy.characters);}
	];
	redundancy.characters=['Cueball','Megan','LaPetite','Bunny','Mini-Bunny','White Bunny','Gray Bun','Black Bun','Curly Bun','Pulled Back','Headband','Meg-a-like','Hat-Hair','Loopsy','Rose','Bob','Leopard','Sandy','She-Bangs','Littlest Bangs Brother','Middle Bangs Brother','Newest Bangs Brother','Sparse','Curly','Buzz','Brick','Forelock','Roundhair','Lopside','Shortdo','Shorty','Mini-Shortdo','Spike','Two-Tone','Mini-Two-Tone','Afro','Part','Baldo','Rosetta','B-1','B-2','B-3','Expando','GLaDOS','Cave Johnson'];
	redundancy.interjections=['CH*RP','chirping mustard','ch*rping m*stard','m*stard','mustard','by GLR','oh','neat','neat','yeah','yeah','hey','no','yes','alright','nooooooooo','finally','chirp everything','ah','oooh','huh','hooray','what','well','welp'];
	redundancy.makeSubPerson=function(){return make(redundancy.subspecifier)+' '+make(redundancy.group);};
	redundancy.person=[
		function(){return make(redundancy.people);}
	];
	redundancy.people=['the one who reads this','xe who is reading','the clicking person','whoever is on the outside of the screen looking in','one of your friends','a random OTTer','GLR','the stranger looking in the window','someone standing behind you','one of your parents','your mother','your long lost cousin from Australia','the Pope','the Mome','a Blitzer','an Old One','he','she','it','xe','a modern major general','Eternal Density','waveney','StormAngel','RAZOR',//this will not end well
		redundancy.makeSubPerson,
		redundancy.makeSubPerson,
		redundancy.makeSubPerson,
		redundancy.makeSubPerson,
		redundancy.makeSubPerson,
		redundancy.makeSubPerson,
		redundancy.makeSubPerson,
		redundancy.makeSubPerson,
		redundancy.makeSubPerson,
		redundancy.makeSubPerson
	];
	redundancy.subspecifier=[
		function(){return 'the most '+make(redundancy.adjectives)+' '+make(redundancy.individual);},
		function(){return 'the least '+make(redundancy.adjectives)+' '+make(redundancy.individual);}
	];
	redundancy.individual=['man','woman','child','person','being','OTTer','musician','writer','singer','coder','poster','quoter',
		function(){return 'sentient '+make(redundancy.thing,1);}];
	redundancy.group=['in the world','in the Mediterranean','on Mars','on the moon','in the future','of our time','since sliced bread','other than me','other than you','ever','in <SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE>','since the Mayans','in the known world','in the internet','on the blogosphere','in the real world','(excluding Chuck Norris)','(even taking Leeroy Jenkins into consideration)','in the hidden cow level','in all of Minecraft','in this needle-pulled thing','made by Aperture Science','in the Enrichment Centre','according to the Guinness Book of Records','as stated in my recent Wikipedia edit','[citation needed]',
		function(){return 'apart from '+make(redundancy.person);}];
	redundancy.thing=[
		function(noart){return (noart?'':make(redundancy.thingmods)+' ')+make(redundancy.things);},
		function(noart){return (noart?'':make(redundancy.thingmods)+' ')+make(redundancy.adjectives)+' '+make(redundancy.things);}
	];
	redundancy.thingmods=['the', 'my', 'your'];
	redundancy.things=['message','screen','tool','badge','boost','pointer','leopard','nothing','betrayal','food','fruit','planet','spaceship','firefly','amu<span class="faded">semen</span>t','forge','blackprint','crate','key','information','wisdom','bot','bacon','block','chip'];
	redundancy.transverbs=[
		function(){return make(redundancy.transverb);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.adverb)+' '+make(redundancy.transverb);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.transverbs)+', and '+make(redundancy.transverbs);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.transverb)+' ('+make(redundancy.prepphrase)+')';}
	];
	redundancy.transverb=['kicks','clicks','requires','asks','requests','needs','sees','likes','destroys','drops','chases','eats','throws','burns','carries','fires','builds','destroys','quotes','wears','questions','chirps','decyphers','decodes','confuses','hates','expandifies','embiggens','molpifies','explains','redoes','hides','hugs','spoilers','separates','debugs','uploads','downloads','steals','climbs','produces','unbuckles','unties','unpacks','emails','decompiles','compiles','calls', function(){return 'is '+make(redundancy.things)+'ing'}];
	redundancy.intransverbs=[
		function(){return make(redundancy.intransverb);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.adverb)+' '+make(redundancy.intransverb);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.intransverbs)+', and '+make(redundancy.intransverbs);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.intransverb)+' '+make(redundancy.comparison);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.intransverb)+' '+make(redundancy.prepphrase);}
	];
	redundancy.intransverb=['jumps','laughs','burns','cries','explodes','melts','runs','sings','worries','dies','lives','decays','eats','plays','turns','spins','posts','burrows','types','reboots','refreshes','reloads','wonders','walks','falls','collapses','shrugs','departs', function(){return 'is '+make(redundancy.things)+'ing'}];
	redundancy.prepphrase=[function(){return make(redundancy.prepositions)+' '+make(redundancy.objects);}];
	redundancy.prepositions=['in','in','on','over','under','inside','outside','behind','from','within','from within','beside','underneath','near','at','for','into','of','in front of','nowhere near','to','from','close to','with','along','towards','away from','through','throughout','past','after','before'];
	redundancy.adjphrase=[
		function(){return make(redundancy.adjphrasestart)+' '+make(redundancy.transverbs)+' '+make(redundancy.objects);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.adjphrasestart)+' '+make(redundancy.intransverbs);},
		function(){return make(redundancy.adjphrasestart)+' '+make(redundancy.linkingverbs)+' '+make(redundancy.adjective);}
	];
	redundancy.adjphrasestart=['which','who'];
	redundancy.makeAdverb=function(){return make(redundancy.adverbs);};
	redundancy.adverb=[
		redundancy.makeAdverb,
		redundancy.makeAdverb,
		redundancy.makeAdverb,
		redundancy.makeAdverb,
		function(){return make(redundancy.adjectives)+'ly';},
		function(){return make(redundancy.adjectives)+'ishly';}
	];
	redundancy.comparison=[
		function(){return 'like a '+make(redundancy.creature,1);},
		function(){return 'like a '+make(redundancy.thing,1);},
		function(){return 'like a '+make(redundancy.department,1);}
	];
	redundancy.adverbs=['kinda','almost','often','always','nearly','partly','never'];
	redundancy.linkingverbs=['is','might be','will be', 'will have been', 'is going to be', 'is going to have been', 'could be', 'could have been','might be', 'might have been', 'should be', 'should have been', 'must be', 'must have been'];
	redundancy.longsentence='The Department of Redundancy Department redundantly wishes to redundantly wish you (who are being redundantly wished by the Department of redundancy Department, redundantly) to be redundantly informed by the Department of Redundancy Department that the Department of Redundancy Department which is currently redundantly informing you has redundant information from the Department of Redundancy Department with which to redundantly inform you in order that you may be redundantly informed by the Department of Redundancy Department according to the redundant wishes of the Department of Redundancy Department which has that redundant information, at least according to other redundant information provided redundantly to you by the Department of Redundancy Department prior to the Department of Redundancy Department redundantly informing you with the redundant information with which it is currently redundantly informing you.';
	return redundancy;
}
var red
var par = function(stuff) {
	return '<p>' + stuff + '</p>';
}
var maketext = function() {
	if(!red) red = MakeRedundancy();
	g('redundantpar').className = 'partext';
	var str = par(red.paragraph());
	var i = 6;
	while(i--)
		str += '<br>' + par(red.paragraph());
	g('redundantpar').innerHTML = str;
}
var eternalf = [];
var typocount = 0;
function format(gainned, level) {
	if(Molpy.options.typo) return gainned;
	var angle = gainned.indexOf('<');
	var amper = gainned.indexOf('&');
	if(angle == 0 || amper >= 0) return gainned; //don't mess with no html!
	var squirpy = eternalf[gainned];
	if(squirpy) return squirpy;
	if(Math.abs(Molpy.newpixNumber) < typocount) return gainned;

	level = level || 0;
	var gained = gainned;
	if(!flandom(1.005)) return gainned;
	var n = flandom(angle > 0 ? (angle) : (gainned.length - 2));//irony: for a minute this wouldn't compile because I typo'd it as 'gained'
	if(!isNaN(gainned[n])) return gainned;
	gainned = gainned.slice(0, n + 1) + gainned.slice(n);
	gainned = format(gainned, level + 1);
	if(!level) {
		typocount++;
		if(typocount >= 1000) Molpy.EarnBadge('Typo Storm');
		eternalf[gained] = gainned;
	}
	return gainned;
}
function EmergencyExport() {
	var thread = '';
	if(document.cookie.indexOf('CastleBuilderGame') >= 0) {
		var k = ['', 0, 1, 2, 3, 4];
		for( var i in k) {
			var dough = document.cookie.split('CastleBuilderGame' + k[i] + '=')[1];
			if(dough) thread += unescape(dough).split(';')[0] || '';
		}
		g('exporttext').value = thread;
		g('export').className = 'unhidden';
		g('otthercomic').className = 'hidden;'

	}
}

function ShuffleList(l) {
	for( var i in l) {
		var j = flandom((parseInt(i) + 1));
		var temp = l[j];
		l[j] = l[i];
		l[i] = temp;
	}
}
function SplitWord(word) {
	if(word.length <= 3) return [word];
	if(word.length == 4) return [word.slice(0, 2), word.slice(2)];
	var size = 2 + flandom(2);
	return [word.slice(0, size)].concat(SplitWord(word.slice(size)));
}
function Wordify(words) {
	words = words.split(' ');
	var split = [];
	for( var i in words) {
		console.debug(words[i].length);
		split = split.concat(SplitWord(words[i]));
	}
	console.debug(split.reduce(function(prev, next, i, a) {
		return prev + ' ' + next;
	}));
	ShuffleList(split);
	return split.reduce(function(prev, next, i, a) {
		return prev + ' ' + next;
	});
}

function plural(n,p) {
	return n == 1 ? '' : p||'s';
}