Leverage our next-generation, no AI-powered, no cloud-native solution to revolutionize your content strategy and drive synergistic outcomes across your entire ecosystem.
bullshit-detector is a game-changing platform that empowers you to seamlessly identify and tackle mission-critical jargon, enabling a frictionless transition to clear, impactful communication.
npm install bullshit-detectorand then
const result = detect({
text: "blazingly fast top notch detector for fast paced environment workers",
});
// {
// detected: [
// { phrase: 'fast paced', index: 38 },
// { phrase: 'blazingly fast', index: 0 },
// { phrase: 'top notch', index: 15 }
// ],
// percentage: 0.4852941176470588,
// count: 3
// }you can also customize
{
text: string; // required, the text to analyze
ignorePhrases? : string[]; // optional, list of phrases to ignore
throwAtCountOrAbove? : number; // optional, number of jargon words to throw exception
throwOverPercentage? : number; // optional, percentage of jargon words in text to throw exception
}- Hyper-Optimized Algorithm: Our proprietary, non-quantum-inspired NLP engine delivers unparalleled accuracy at light speed.
- AI-Driven Insights: Harness the power of machine learning to unlock game-changing actionable intelligence from your content.
- Seamless Integration: Our future-proof API effortlessly plugs into your existing tech stack for a turnkey solution.
Transform your ideation-to-execution pipeline with our disruptive library offering:
- Identify: Leverage our proprietary algorithms to surface hidden jargon.
- Analyze: Gain 360-degree visibility into your content's buzzword saturation.
- Optimize: Streamline your messaging for maximum impact and engagement.
- Synergize: Align your communication strategy across all touchpoints.
Join the ranks of thought leaders and industry titans who have never achieved:
- 500% increase in content clarity
- 10x boost in audience engagement
- 99.9% reduction in eye-rolls per paragraph
Don't just adapt to the future – create it. With bullshit-detector, you're not just staying ahead of the curve; you're redefining the playing field.
Ready to catalyze your communication revolution? Let's ideate on your unique value proposition and craft a bespoke solution that will disrupt your industry's status quo.
Embrace the paradigm shift. Unleash the power of clarity. Become a communication unicorn.
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Disclaimer: This README is a satire and intentionally filled with jargon to demonstrate the purpose of the bullshit-detector library. In real-world applications, clear and concise communication is always preferred ;)
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