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:: ivintoiu ::                                         (v.2.5.10)   

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(。_。) Read Me

A long time ago, in a codebase far, far away…

I was once a mere developer, but the flaws of legacy systems and spaghetti code led me to the dark side of engineering. Now, I forge high-performing software teams, or architect and implement distributed systems as vast and unstoppable as the Empire itself. I have mastered the ways of scalability, efficiency, and ruthless optimization, and I find your lack of clean code disturbing. I do not simply learn - I assimilate knowledge.

¯(°_o)/¯ Things I Wish Someone Told Me Earlier

  • Premature optimization is the root of all evil.
  • Good software desing is like a joke - if you have to explain it, it's bad.
  • The best refactor is the one you don't need.
  • Writing tests is great, but writing code that doesn't need tests is better.
  • A meeting that could have been an email or chat is a defect in the process.
  • Your favorite tech stack is just Stockholm syndrome.
  • There's no such thing as 'temporary' code.

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