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massimodipaolo/README.md

Hi there 👋

import developer as me
from skills import machine_learning, ai, python, database, csharp
import coffee
import keyboard
from datetime import time
import random

def start_workday():
    me.consume(coffee.espresso()) ☕
    me.open_ide() 💻
    me.crack_knuckles() 👐

def write_code():
    if random.choice([True, False]):
        me.use_skill(python) 🐍
        print("Indentation is life! 🚀")
    else:
        me.use_skill(csharp) #️⃣
        print("Semicolons everywhere! 😅")

def tackle_ml_problem():
    me.use_skill(machine_learning) 🤖
    me.use_skill(ai) 🧠
    print("Is this AI or just a bunch of if-statements? 🤔")

def wrestle_with_database():
    me.use_skill(database) 🗃️
    print("SELECT * FROM problems WHERE solution IS NOT NULL 🔍")

def end_workday():
    me.save_progress() 💾
    me.close_ide() 🔌
    me.stretch() 🧘

while time.now() < time(17, 0):  # 5 PM ⏰
    start_workday()
    for _ in range(100):
        write_code()
        if keyboard.is_pressed('ctrl+c'):
            print("Copy-paste from Stack Overflow complete! 📋✅")
        if random.random() < 0.1:
            tackle_ml_problem()
        if random.random() < 0.2:
            wrestle_with_database()
    end_workday()

print("Another day, another bug squashed (or created)! 🐛💪")

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