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phreakin/README.md

Welcome to My Phreakin’ Chaos! 🤘

Hi, I’m Phreakin, your friendly neighborhood developer and part-time chaos magician. My code may not change the world, but it will break something in production. Enter at your own risk.

🧙 Who's Phreakin?

  • 🔥 Code Wizard: Mastering the dark arts of debugging and spaghetti code architecture.
  • 💻 Tool Enthusiast: If it’s made by JetBrains, I probably own it—and still don’t use half the features.
  • 🥤 Fueled by Mountain Dew and the crushing realization that Stack Overflow doesn’t have all the answers.

🛠️ What Can I Do? (Besides Break Stuff)

Programming Languages

R Python PHP JavaScript PowerShell SQL HTML5 CSS3 Markdown Bash JSON CSV Budweiser CrownRoyal MountainDew Weed

Tools I Pretend to Master:

WebStorm PyCharm PHPStorm Idea IntelliJ DataGrip MySQL PostgreSQL MongoDB Docker Git GitHub GitLab Bitbucket CodePen JSFiddle Postman Insomnia Obsidian

🎸 Fun Facts About Me

  • Coding Philosophy: If it compiles, ship it. If it doesn’t, blame the intern (even if there isn’t one).
  • Favorite Tool: console.log(). Who needs debuggers anyway?
  • Secret Skill: Writing "temporary" code that lives forever, as well as copying code so well that even I can’t tell the difference.
  • Favorite Quote: “It’s not a bug; it’s an undocumented feature.”
  • Favorite Emoji: 🖕 💩 🖕

📈 GitHub Stats

####(The Good, the Bad, and the Broken)

GitHub Stats

Most Used Languages

🤡 How to Get Ah'old of Me

Ultra Fun & Secret Way

Knock knock, scratch Motherfucker. 🧛

🐦 Twitter: @SmashinHoles 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 Website: https://www.phreakin.io

🔥 Projects You Didn't Ask For

1. My Experimental Madness: Projects I started because I was bored and abandoned because… I stayed bored.
2. An Automated Excuse Generator: Tired of apologizing for breaking stuff? This bot does it for you.
3. Yet Another To-Do List App: Because the 10,000 other ones on GitHub aren’t cutting it.
4. A Copy Of Your Favorite App: Why not?

💡 Dev Jokes (Because You're Here for the Laughs)

> Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
> Because light attracts bugs. 🪲
> How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
> You console it. 😭

🥤 Support My Madness

Buy Me a Mountain Dew
Because caffeine and sugar are the real MVPs behind every successful project.
(Coming Soon: A link to this glorious endeavor.)

🧛 Final Words of Wisdom

Say my name 3 times like Candy Man, bet I roll on your asss like an avalanche. Phreakin. Phreakin....
Thanks for dropping by, my friend. Feel free to explore, laugh at my projects, or just hit me up to chat about code, chaos, or Mountain Dew. ##### And remember: it’s not a bug—it’s a feature that hasn’t been documented yet. 😉

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