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Cowsay Wise Sayings

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This repo maintains sayings that are constantly spoken by the wise cow-cronner and whale-cronner every single day.

To be frank, I'd stick to my greens since being eco-friendly is the way, and I hate it when the white-topping on a profile broadens the gap on a possible future oppurtunity.

With that in mind , check out the indefinite number of sayings as mentioned by the cow-cronner and the whale-cronner below :-


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/ You feel a whole lot more like you do \
\ now than you did when you used to.    /
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                         (_(___/                         \_____)_)
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/ The devil can cite Scripture for his  \
| purpose.                              |
|                                       |
| -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant |
\ of Venice"                            /
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/ Domestic happiness and faithful \
\ friends.                        /
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/ After your lover has gone you will \
\ still have PEANUT BUTTER!          /
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/ It is a wise father that knows his own \
| child.                                 |
|                                        |
| -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant  |
\ of Venice"                             /
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/ Q: How many supply-siders does it take \
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/ Don't go around saying the world owes \
| you a living. The world owes you      |
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|                                       |
\ -- Mark Twain                         /
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/ F.S. Fitzgerald to Hemingway:        \
|                                      |
| "Ernest, the rich are different from |
| us." Hemingway:                      |
|                                      |
\ "Yes. They have more money."         /
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/ question = ( to ) ? be : ! be; \
|                                |
\ -- Wm. Shakespeare             /
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/ All things that are, are with more   \
| spirit chased than enjoyed.          |
|                                      |
\ -- Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice" /
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/ Big book, big bore. \
|                     |
\ -- Callimachus      /
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   \
    \
        .--.
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/ Q: What is orange and goes "click, \
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/ Don't read any sky-writing for the next \
\ two weeks.                              /
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/ If more of us valued food and cheer and \
| song above hoarded gold, it would be a  |
| merrier world.                          |
|                                         |
\ -- J.R.R. Tolkien                       /
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/ Q: Know what the difference between     \
| your latest project                     |
|                                         |
| and putting wings on an elephant is? A: |
| Who knows? The elephant *might* fly,    |
\ heh, heh...                             /
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/ Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a \
\ museum.                              /
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    \
        .--.
       |o_o |
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< Your ignorance cramps my conversation. >
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/ I do desire we may be better strangers. \
|                                         |
| -- William Shakespeare, "As You Like    |
\ It"                                     /
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/ You have many friends and very few \
\ living enemies.                    /
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/ Never be led astray onto the path of \
\ virtue.                              /
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    \
        .--.
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/ Q: Why do WASPs play golf ? A: So they \
\ can dress like pimps.                  /
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/ You need more time; and you probably \
\ always will.                         /
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    \
        .--.
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/ Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will \
\ be a pretty good day.                 /
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/ You need more time; and you probably \
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/ ... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious \
| old iceberg who looked like he was     |
| waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.  |
|                                        |
\ -- Mark Twain                          /
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/ Water, taken in moderation cannot hurt \
| anybody.                               |
|                                        |
\ -- Mark Twain                          /
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    \
        .--.
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/ Today is the first day of the rest of \
\ the mess.                             /
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\ person.                            /
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\ other end.                           /
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