Merge pull request NARKOZ#125 from ausshadu/master

Added SmackMyBitch.java
sunnycmf · Jan 27, 2016 · f8478c4 · f8478c4
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diff --git a/java/Hangover.java b/java/Hangover.java
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+import com.twilio.sdk.TwilioRestClient;
+import com.twilio.sdk.TwilioRestException;
+import com.twilio.sdk.resource.factory.MessageFactory;
+import com.twilio.sdk.resource.instance.Message;
+import org.apache.http.NameValuePair;
+import org.apache.http.message.BasicNameValuePair;
+
+import java.util.ArrayList;
+import java.util.List;
+import java.util.Random;
+
+public class Hangover {
+
+ public static final String ACCOUNT_SID = System.getenv("TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID");
+ public static final String AUTH_TOKEN = System.getenv("TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN");
+
+ public static final String YOUR_NUMBER = "1231231231";
+ public static final String BOSS_NUMBER = "3213213213";
+
+ public static void main(String[] args) throws TwilioRestException {
+
+ TwilioRestClient client = new TwilioRestClient(ACCOUNT_SID, AUTH_TOKEN);
+
+ String[] randomMessages = {
+ "Locked out",
+ "Pipes broke",
+ "Food poisoning",
+ "Not feeling well"
+ };
+
+ int randomIndex = new Random().nextInt(randomMessages.length);
+ String finalMessage = (randomMessages[randomIndex]);
+
+ List<NameValuePair> params = new ArrayList<NameValuePair>();
+ params.add(new BasicNameValuePair("Body", "Gonna work from home. " + finalMessage));
+ params.add(new BasicNameValuePair("From", YOUR_NUMBER));
+ params.add(new BasicNameValuePair("To", BOSS_NUMBER));
+
+ MessageFactory messageFactory = client.getAccount().getMessageFactory();
+ Message message = messageFactory.create(params);
+ System.out.println(message.getSid());
+ }
+}
+
diff --git a/java/SmackMyBitch.java b/java/SmackMyBitch.java
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+import com.twilio.sdk.TwilioRestClient;
+import com.twilio.sdk.TwilioRestException;
+import com.twilio.sdk.resource.factory.MessageFactory;
+import com.twilio.sdk.resource.instance.Message;
+import org.apache.http.NameValuePair;
+import org.apache.http.message.BasicNameValuePair;
+
+import java.util.ArrayList;
+import java.util.List;
+import java.util.Random;
+
+
+public class SmackMyBitch {
+
+ public static final String ACCOUNT_SID = System.getenv("TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID");
+ public static final String AUTH_TOKEN = System.getenv("TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN");
+
+ public static final String YOUR_NUMBER = "1231231231";
+ public static final String HER_NUMBER = "3213213213";
+
+ public static void main(String[] args) throws TwilioRestException {
+
+ TwilioRestClient client = new TwilioRestClient(ACCOUNT_SID, AUTH_TOKEN);
+
+ String[] randomMessages = {
+ "Working hard",
+ "Gotta ship this feature",
+ "Someone fucked the system again",
+ };
+
+ int randomIndex = new Random().nextInt(randomMessages.length);
+ String finalMessage = (randomMessages[randomIndex]);
+
+ List<NameValuePair> params = new ArrayList<NameValuePair>();
+ params.add(new BasicNameValuePair("Body", "Late at work. " + finalMessage));
+ params.add(new BasicNameValuePair("From", YOUR_NUMBER));
+ params.add(new BasicNameValuePair("To", HER_NUMBER));
+
+ MessageFactory messageFactory = client.getAccount().getMessageFactory();
+ Message message = messageFactory.create(params);
+ System.out.println(message.getSid());
+ }
+}